Monday, December 24, 2012
You see Santa Claus everywhere this time of year. The old guy's fixture in malls, town squares, television shows...hey, I've even played the joyful old elf. The modern version tends to be a gentle soul but what if he wasn't always that way? Much like many legends, what if Santa had a darker past?
Directed by Jalmari Helander, the Finnish film Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale explores the older, scarier version of Santa seen in European legends. I mean, hey, the Dutch version is a good guy, but he also beats naughty kids with a willow stick. He also arrives by a steamboat from Spain, so you can also see Santa's a little different wherever you go. I saved watching this film until this time of year, but hoped it wouldn't be too dark or mean-spirited; I just haven't been in that kind of mood lately. What I got was a beautifully-filmed, fun little movie with a smart protagonist and an interesting twist on the Kris Kringle mythos.
An American-funded excavation on a lonely mountain near a small Finnish village uncovers something strange: a layer of sawdust surrounding a larger area buried deep within the hill. It's not a natural mountain after all, they figure. It's a burial mound. Young Pietari and his older friend Jusso overhear the conversation, and it shakes Pietari. He researches the Santa Claus myth to discover a belief in a monstrous creature that punishes naughty children in pretty un-holiday-ish ways. This is what he thinks is there, but no one believes him. When the highly-anticipated reindeer harvest - the main way the town earns its revenue - yields only a handful of animals, an investigation quickly turns up over 400 slaughtered and eaten reindeer. Pietari's dad, Rauno, joins the others in believing it was a pack of wolves being forced onto their land by the mountain excavation - which has recently gone oddly silent. Pietatri knows what's up. The kid's pretty smart and he recalls a local legend of "Santa" being captured and buried by a local tribe ages ago.
Shortly, Rauno captures a strange, naked old man in one of his traps and, thinking him dead, prepares to get rid of the body. Oddly, the old man is still alive and soon recovers from his wounds. Pietari sees him and proclaims that this is the Santa Claus that's been buried in the mountain. But things are, shall we say, less than festive. Kids have disappeared from the village, as well as heating elements like ranges and hair dryers. The old man bites off a villager's ear and is in the possession of items from the now-abandoned excavation, including a radio. Hoping to swap "Santa" for the money lost from the slaughtered reindeer, Rauno concocts a plan that just might work...except the exchange reveals that not everything is as it seems, and that's when the snow hits the fan.
Nope, not going to tell you how it ends. Things get even weirder, and young Pietari demonstrates why he's the smartest, bravest kid in the room. It's a bizarre tale, to be sure, but it's actually short on scares. That's not a bad thing - it's meant to be more of a Christmas-time adventure, really. The countryside of Finland is a character unto itself, gorgeous mountains and snow-blanketed land are featured pretty prominently. The characters are fairly basic, but again, not a bad thing. The true focus of the movie is idealistic and smart Pietari. We see most of everything through his eyes, including his strained relationship with his father and his belief in the old legends. He believes he's naughty because of clipping a hole in a fence (that he thinks let in wolves) but he's truly the top of the nice list.
So if you want something a little more bizarre, yet not totally nihilistic, for your holiday horror viewing, you might have fun with this truly twisted Christmas tale that will make you think twice about making fun of that Santa you see in the mall.
Until next time, everyone, have a wonderful holiday and be sure to treat each other well!
Now watch the hilarious, tongue-firmly-in-cheek trailer!
Sunday, December 2, 2012
A few years ago, I went back to the house in which I grew up. It had literally been 20 years since I set foot in there, and the people who live there now were kind enough to let me come in and take some pictures - they knew my family anyway, so that made it easier. If there were ghosts in that house on the lake, they were friendly and welcoming.
Let's just say that the homecoming Molly receives in Lovely Molly isn't exactly friendly and welcoming.
Directed by one of the co-creators of The Blair Witch Project, Eduardo Sanchéz (who also shares writing duties with Jamie Nash), Lovely Molly is one of those quietly terrifying films that stick with you after you've watched it, as you try to decipher the code left by the filmmakers. Not everything is clear-cut, and yet the answers are there, depending on how you see them. While the movie isn't perfect, the underlying story and the incredible acting help make it one to at least check out.
Newlyweds Molly (Gretchen Lodge) and Tim (Johnny Lewis, shortly before his death) move into Molly's childhood home, not far from her more grounded sister Hannah (Alexandra Holden). It's a spooky old place, and former heroin addict Molly has a rough go of staying there alone while Tim out on the road as a truck driver. One night, Molly hears crying coming from a lonely closet. We never see what she sees, but from there, it's all downhill for poor Molly. Her behavior becomes increasingly strange. She gets back on the "horse," so to speak. She swears to her sister that their father is still alive and once again assaulting her, although no one ever sees him. Film evidence shows nothing and Molly retreats into a drug-addled, fugue state that sees her wandering at night, having problems at work, and making lewd advances on the local pastor. Oh, and something about a deer. You'll see. Things spiral out of control until the odd, subjective ending.
The film is undeniably creepy, with many of the scares coming during night scenes and when Molly is alone. Is Molly being haunted by her evil father from beyond the grave? You will have to decide as the end credits roll. There are multiple interpretations, and a good deal of them make perfect sense. The acting is tremendous, with Lodge as the focal point. With little film experience, she masterfully conveys happiness, familiarity, rage, fear, and something quite spooky all within the runtime. Holden is great as her sister, and Lewis shows just how much talent was wasted with his sad, short life. The answers to the film are not all there, but it still stands as a pretty decent outing - despite one sort-of "what-the" scene. I won't spoil it, but I did say "what the?" out loud during it.
So you want to visit your childhood home? Just make sure it doesn't involve creepy sounds and horse imagery...unless you lived on a ranch. Even still...
Here, enjoy the trailer: